Pickup times are arranged into 30-minute windows. We will also text you when your order is ready.
all of our burgers come with lettuce 🥬, tomato🍅, pickles, and onions 🧅 unless otherwise specified
all burger plates listed below include a side of truly homemade potato chips
the perfect cheeseburger. the foundation of all other burgers on this menu.
just a burger that we forget to put cheese on
house special. fresh made aioli and BLEU CHEESE
chorizo+beef patty with guacamole 🥑
an over-medium fried egg will be found on your cheezer mingling with grilled jalapenos
animal style: grilled in small puddle of mustard. sounds crazy but is truly wonderful and has umami out the wazoo. PLUS, caramelized onion.
our VEGETARIAN option. literally grilled zucchini in the place of beef.
a.k.a. the iconoclast burger. this one is "the zucch" but has bacon 🥓 added
think about it. double meat, double cheese 🧀 plus bacon 🥓
make it a double ➕$4
add bacon 🥓 to any burger ➕$3
add a fried egg 🍳 to any burger ➕$2
avocado 🥑 ➕$2
jalapenos 🌶 ➕$1
We have perfected the perfect food. The cheeseburger.
You don't have to get cheese. Some people do not get cheese. That's fine, but you might notice that the burger emoji is actually a cheeseburger, which is why we consider the cheeseburger the standard burger. 🍔
Our burgers are designed and optimized for the experience of eating and burger enjoyment. It is a novel philosophical food idea that we invented. The burgers are beautiful, to be sure, but that is just a side effect of the fact that we really shiv a git about our burgers.
We have always made our burgers with local pastured beef.
This season, we are proudly sourcing our beef from Debbie at Far West Texas Cattle Co. Here's a picture of Debbie. Would you buy beef from this woman? We did, we do.
More information about FWTCC's practices can be found on their site --> https://www.farwesttexascattleco.com/
dear whom it may concern,
one time I was on a flight to Singapore and as I took my aisle seat on the hefty 747, the flight attendant, who had a thick german accent, tucked me in like a little baby girl and gave me three dvds to choose from. “enjoy, little vun,” she said. the first was Free Willy, grandma's fave, hard pass. too sad. the second was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. strange that there was a “Willy” theme going on there. i was already feeling nervous about going to Singapore where fun and candy wrappers are not allowed, so, no thanks. another pass. finally there was Total Recall, the perfect movie. i watched it two times through on the flight and nearly perfected my Arnold accent. it changed my life forever. my favorite scene from the movie is when Arnold —nay, Douglas Quaid— attempts to pass through Mars security dressed in drag. the helmet disguised as an old lady’s head begins to malfunction giving his costume away and alerting the security of a problem. Quaid removes the defective robot head and as it spasms and shorts, the repeating recording continues to play out of the pale robot mouth. “two weeks…twWooOo weEeEks,” it utters. Quaid throws the head at security and it explodes, allowing for a quick escape.
anyway, this grocer is my favorite spot in all of West Texas. there's specialty coffee, guitars humming, natural wine, wild tales of youth, chocolate chip cookies with hunkin' hunks of chocolaté, the best breakfast bacon burrito i've ever had in my several lives, and, of course, true love. everyone is welcome here so strap yourselves in to your early 2000s green dodge caravan with the skateboard stickers on the bumper and head over here before those burritos run out, you punk.
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where we are
The French Company Grocer
every single day
9am – 9pm